Danger Zone (Monday, December 8, 1997 -Segment 3)

CNWF²
DANGER ZONE!!
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Gainsville, Georgia
Georgia Mountains Center
Monday, December 8, 1997
Time: 10:42:00 p.m. {Third Segment}
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{cut to shot of commentary table}
Lex Victor, Slick Nicholas, and Frenchie Parker are still the commentators on hand.

{commentary}
Lex Victor: This first hour is really going by quick. We have had a bit of action in this first hour as well.

Slick Nicholas: Tell them the truth, Lex. This first hour so far has been nothing short of being a bomb. Not -the- bomb. Just a plain old suck fest.

Frenchie Parker: Ya know it, Nick! You're the only guy here who tells it like it is!

Slick Nicholas: It's been that way since the original CNWF. In fact, my first talk show was too hot for the CNWF. That's the real reason why they went out of business. They couldn't handle the truth.

Lex Victor: You know that isn't the truth. Anyway, Jason Agony is taking on Big Daddy Brain up next. Let's take you to the ring.

{cut to shot of the ring}
The ring announcer is standing in the middle of the ring ready to announce the next match.

{ring}
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing two-hundred eighty pounds... Jason Agony!

{cut to shot of the walkway}
Jason Agony walks to the ring as the arena is filled with a mixture of cheering and jeering. He doesn't even seem to really care as he makes his way to the ring.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Agony rolls into the ring and waits for his opponent.

{commentary}
Lex Victor: Well, there's Jason Agony. He has been on a bit of a losing streak lately since he came back to the CNWF² a few months ago. He used to have one of the most impressive undefeated streaks of all time, but that's over. He now has to end that tonight as he is taking on the newcomer, Big Daddy Brian. Not Brain as we have been saying this whole time. Big Daddy Brian.

Slick Nicholas: All greats have their slumps, Lex. Agony has just been in one of those. I mean it's not easy to keep up momentum after you leave a federation while you have a belt! Jason Agony left as CNWF² champion and brought his trophy to defend in the Heartbreak Wrestling Federation and lost it after a few defenses. That belt then bounced around from person to person for a bit, and finally ended up in the hands of CNI associate, Dark Warrior Knight.

Frenchie Parker: That Dark Warrior Knight is something else, but here comes Big Daddy Brian!

{ring}
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, weighing three-hundred pounds... Big Daddy Brian!

{cut to shot of the walkway}
Big Daddy Brian is walking down the aisle to the ring occasionally slapping hands with the fans.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Big Daddy Brian enters the ring. As he does, the referee calls for the time keeper to ring the bell and the match begins.

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Jason Agony vs Big Daddy Brian
6'-6", 280 lbs — 6'-11", 300 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)

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{ring}
Jason Agony starts wailing away at Big Daddy Brian as soon as the bell rings. He knocks him right to the outside of the ring and follows him out.

{cut to ringside shot}
He throws him right into the ring steps knocking them over. While Brain is recovering, Agony picks up the ring steps and bashes them over Brain's head, then throws the steps at him. He still doesn't stop there as he picks up the other step and throws that at Brain as well. Agony keeps on going as he picks up Brain and throws him into the guard rail. Agony realizes he is about to be counted out, so he throws Brain back to the apron, rolls him back into the ring, and enters once again himself.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Jason Agony goes for a cover but only gets a two count.

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Well, look at that. Brian almost lost right there! This is going to be yet another quick match I know that already.

Lex Victor: You're probably right, Slick. Oh well. It's not really my fault if the wrestlers don't prepare themselves. Heck, I don't know what Brian was thinking when he found out he had a match with one of the most extreme wrestlers ever in the CNWF² in Jason Agony.

Frenchie Parker: Lex, you have to make a rule that matches have to last at least ten minutes! Look! Agony is already going for his Stage Dive! Man, Brian needs to learn just who it is he's facing.

{ring}
Agony is on the top rope as Brian is getting up. Agony leaps off the top rope and connects with a flying clothesline and quickly snatches Brian's leg with a cover.

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Well, that's the Stage Dive! One! Two! Three! Ha ha ha! Way to go Agony! Man, did he make that look easy or what?

Lex Victor: Well, Agony I think had a strength advantage over Brian though Brian did have the weight and leverage advantage. Well, there's your winner.

{ring}
Ring Announcer: And the winner of this match... Jason Agony!

Agony's arm is raised in victory, then he leaves the ring.

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Jason Agony by Pin Via "Stage Dive"

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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Lex Victor: Well, that's the end of that bit of a losing streak that Jason Agony was going through. He has quite a history here in the CNWF². He also has been one of the most under rated wrestlers here as well. Not many people respect the ability of this man and his hard work ethic. His hard work got him the CNWF² Intercontinental belt twice. That is definitely a real accomplishment.

Slick Nicholas: Yeah. Well, were moving right along here to another match that is looking like a short one. CAIN will be fighting the Underfaker next.

Lex Victor: Now this -was- going to be Underfaker's last match in the CNWF², but what we didn't know was the reason he didn't do some of the things he was supposed to do around here was because his mom died.

Frenchie Parker: Lex, you heartless bastard!

Lex Victor: Huh?

Frenchie Parker: I knew you had it in you! Good job!

Lex Victor: What?

Slick Nicholas: No one likes the Underfaker, you know. You were going to kick him out no matter what! But tell them what you have done instead.

Lex Victor: Well, this is still the Underfaker's last match here in the CNWF² as the Underfaker. He will have to change his name after his match. Here we go with CAIN versus the Underfaker! This is also our answer to the WWF stealing Bad Ass John and CAIN from us. I think you already have seen their cheap immitations Kane and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn. Well, on with the match.

{cut to shot of the walkway}
The lights dim as CAIN, the MASTER, and SILK all come down the aisle. Then "Black Sabbath" by Ozzy Osborne plays and a red mist appears. The red mist is the only light in the arena.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Only CAIN enters the ring and waits for his opponent. His music fades out and the lights brighten back to their normal color.

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Ha ha! I feel sorry for the Underfaker! Ha ha!

Lex Victor: Well, here comes the Underfaker.

Frenchie Parker: {sarcastically} I'm scared, Lex!

{cut to shot of the walkway}
"Graveyard Symphony" begins to play as the lights dim. Soon, the Underfaker walks out of the entranceway and the booing begins. Many people are holding lighters up mockingly, but no one cheers.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Underfaker finally enters the ring and the lights brighten once again as the music fades out. The referee calls for the bell to ring and the match begins.

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CAIN vs Underfaker
6'-8", 291 lbs — 6'-9", 321 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)

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{ring}
As soon as the bell rings, CAIN grabs Underfaker around the neck. The crows is cheering loudly as this happens. CAIN simply lifts him up and chokeslams him to the outside of the ring to even more cheering.

{cut to ringside shot}
On the outside, the MASTER starts kicking away and Underfaker, then throws him into the guard rail. He then runs back over to him and throws him hard against the ring apron. Afterwards, he rolls him back into the ring.

{cut to shot of the ring}
CAIN picks up the Underfaker so he is standing once again and slaps him hard across the face and laughs. Then he takes him to the canvas with a clothesline. The crowd is cheering wildly.

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: It looks like CAIN is just toying with this guy. Oh! He just took him to the turnbuckles and he's smashing his head into them! This is great, Lex! Good job booking this match!

Lex Victor: Uh... yeah. Thanks, Slick.

Frenchie Parker: CAIN is setting him on the top rope! Oh my! Big superplex from the ICON! I think CAIN is going to CainSlam him again!

Lex Victor: He is taking his time now, just looking around the arena. That's a sign he's about to end it.

{ring}
CAIN is about to grab the Underfaker by the throat, but as he does, he catches a throat jab. Underfaker then runs against the ropes, leaps off the canvas, and connects with a leaping clothesline. He then hooks the leg for the cover.

{commentary}
Lex Victor: One... two... and a kickout with authority! But Underfaker comes back with a kick to the kidney of CAIN. Now a kick to the gut... Piledriver from the Underfaker! Wow! He's going for another cover... one... two... still nothing.

Slick Nicholas: Underfaker's not going to beat CAIN... oh yeah! CAIN just tackled 'Faker to the canvas and is pummeling away at his face! This is great!

Frenchie Parker: Ya know, CAIN is one of the greatest talents here. He knows how to use what he has against any odds. That's a man who knows his wrestling.

Lex Victor: CAIN going up top now... leg drop from the second rope! That was something from the big man! Oh yeah! Now he's calling for the CainSlam! The crowd is really getting into this one!

{ring}
CAIN has his hand raised in the air signaling that he is about to apply the CainSlam. The audience is really cheering at this time as well. Underfaker is struggling to get to his feet, but as he does, CAIN grabs Underfaker by the throat, picks him up, and slams him to the canvas. He then goes for the cover.

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Ha ha! That's it! One! Two! Three! This one is over! CAIN in a successful debut Danger Zone match.

{ring}
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match... CAIN!

The audience cheers as CAIN's arm is raised in victory. CAIN steps out of the ring and leaves with the MASTER and SILK.

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CAIN by Pin Via "CainSlam"

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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Lex Victor: Well, that's the infamous CAIN you just saw there. Under normal circumstances, I don't think he is exactly a fan favorite, but tonight the whole arena seemed to be on his side.

Frenchie Parker: That's because these people know a real ICON when they see one.

Slick Nicholas: That's right, Frenchie. And CAIN happens to be the biggest ICON this sport has ever known.

Lex Victor: What about Evil Lord Pelius? He was probably the greatest World Champion in the history of the CNWF². What do you think about him? He was a big name while CAIN was still learning how to lace his wrestling boots!

Frenchie Parker: We all know that if it weren't for Desperado that CAIN would have been World Champion here first.

Slick Nicholas: Yeah. CNWF² could have laid claim to being the fed that made CAIN an ICON.

Lex Victor: Yeah... well, maybe CNWF² didn't make CAIN into an ICON... but what happened to the fed that did make him what he is? Where is it now?

Slick Nicholas: Well...

Lex Victor: See, there is only -one fed- that can survive through it all. CNWF² has survived through what most other federations could only dream of. We started out with very little talent and the only thing the wrestlers had on their minds at the time was having fun. However, that changed and we took a step up. We then psyched everyone up so they would want to win. Look where we are today! This has to be the longest any fed has lasted after a permanent shutdown. The total time we have been around is nearly eleven months. Who else could do it but the CNWF²?

Slick Nicholas: Lex, that's only because you are president. If anyone else was president of this federation, it would have died a long time ago. And I don't really care who anyone puts in your position, you are the only one I know who will keep fighting a lost cause and try to win. You got lucky every time... but some day you will lose, and you can quote me on that.

Lex Victor: We'll see about that, Nick. Anyway, this is about the end of the first hour. The second hour promises to really be something as we have our real talent up next.

Frenchie Parker: Yeah, Lex, but... wait a second... I'm getting word from the locker room that they have caught up with the Mystery MoBster! We are going to find out who he is! Let's take you to the camera crew now!

{cut to shot of a dark room}
All that can be seen is a silhouette of a man sitting down. Across his chest is a glow in the dark M.o./3. symbol, and his face is covered in glow in the dark paint that resembles Jason Agony's. After a few seconds a spotlight turns on and you can see a 24 pack of Pepsi to the man's right. Another few seconds and another spotlight turns on, refealing a bent chair resembling Jeff Beam's "Excalibur" to his left. No features of the man himself are unrecognizable in the darkness, and when he talks his voice is digitally disguised, to hide any clue to his identity::

Mystery MoBster: Whaazup, CNWF²! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ok, let's get the (CENSORED) out of the way. Malibu Mike Donovan, you little homo. We've got ourselves a match on Monday. You and your little Ass-Pounding friend stepping in the ring with the Beantown Bully and me, the man that you fear. Listen up, you little (CENSORED). You have no idea who I am, and you won't until Monday. And by then it'll be too late. I could be the Pepsi Cola Kid. I could be Jeff Beam. I could be Suicide. I could be Da SuPerFan. I could be Jason Agony. Hell, I could even be Herman Doolittle. But then again, I could be someone you would never expect, like Pelius or CAIN. You just don't know, do you? And guess what. That's exactly how the MoB likes it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Listen up, you Barbie wannabe, because I'm going to have fun tearing your little pansy ass limb from limb. And then of course there's Bad Ass John. Well, we don't really care about him anymore. Then again, who does? Well, I will give you one clue about who I am, although not a damn good one. I have been trying to get one of you in the ring for one hell of a long time. Well, that does narrow it down, doesn't it? Hell, that's just about every wrestler in this federation that doesn't have their head up their ass, isn't it? Well, you little pantywaste, all I have to say is that this Monday my goal, and the hopes and dreams of the fans of the CNWF², will be met and exceeded by far. Why? Because the Mystery MoBster said so, (CENSORED)! So deal with it (CENSORED)! Peace, suckas!

{cut to shot of the commentary}
Frenchie Parker: So, who do you think is the Mystery MoBster, Lex?

Lex Victor: Me? I don't really care.

Slick Nicholas: Frenchie, you should know better then to ask Lex Victor what's going to happen around here. He knows everything.

Lex Victor: Seriously, I don't actually care. Anyway, we have to go to a commercial break. When we come back, hour two! Don't go away!
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|s {Commercial Break} |
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